You really can have it all in one diet soft drink, but why would you want to?
Oh Dr. Pepper…for years I’ve wondered if you’re even a doctor at all.
And now this: Dr. Pepper Ten.
It has to be the worst of the worst — a diet soda that has it all — literally. Not only do you get aspartame, but…BONUS…you also get high fructose corn syrup!
So take a dangerous artificial chemical and mix it with a Franken-sugar that your body can’t figure out how to process. Add some (yum!) caramel coloring. And there you have a prescription for a special kind of refreshment.
Sigh…if only you could file a malpractice suit against a soda.


