Here’s the study that finally confirms our worst fears about sword swallowers
Shortly after the holiday break, Martin, who heads our operations department, sent me an e-mail highlighting something from a book he got for Christmas.
The book: “Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader.”
In a chapter titled “Were These Studies Really Necessary?” Martin shared details of a less-than-urgent study from England. It concluded that sword swallowers are at high risk of sore throats and internal bleeding.
More importantly, you should know these risks increase when a sword swallower is distracted mid-swallow.
I’ve told you about some pretty stupid and wasteful studies but I have to say…this one takes the cake. It’s like the Darwin Awards for scientists.


