Only executives at a giant drug company would think of this news as “good news”

Want some good news? Everyone likes good news, right?

But there’s a catch…

For this news to be “good,” you have to be a Merck executive.

Pharmalot reports that in addition to the Gardasil-for-boys recommendation from the CDC committee, there was a “second bit of good news” for Merck.

Pharmalot: “Early-stage research found evidence of a link between HPV infection and heart disease in women who have no other risk factors.”

ONLY executives at a giant drug company would hear that and consider it good news.

High fives all around! Woo hoo!

But you do realize what this means, right? Within a year or two we can fully expect the CDC to recommend that EVERY woman get the Gardasil shots to prevent heart disease.

Of course, that recommendation alone will be enough to give this woman a coronary!