The love that dare not speak its name: bacon love

A few days ago I told you how the allure of bacon can be so powerful that some vegetarians give in and indulge at times.

And for some of those vegetarians, bacon actually becomes a gateway meat, leading them to the carnivore life.

As a meat-eater, that makes sense to me. I don’t eat a lot of bacon, but I get it. The aroma, the crispiness, the flavor — what’s not to like?

However…there are limits to bacon-love I’ll never understand.

According to a survey of more than 1,000 adults, about 4 in 10 Canadians would choose bacon over sex.

Now, this might mean that 4 in 10 Canadians aren’t clear on what the word “sex” means. Or maybe they’re just doing it completely wrong!

If you’re reading this and thinking, “Gee, Jenny — I actually might choose bacon over sex,” then you’ll probably be interested in visiting the website where I found the report on this survey (unless you already have it bookmarked).

It’s called Bacon Today (bacontoday.com) and it’s got EVERYTHING bacon — bacon news, bacon recipes, bacon gifts, even bacon haikus.

But here’s what the site doesn’t have: a bacon-lovers’ dating service. I guess once you’ve found this website, your search for love is complete — according to 4 in 10 Canadians anyway.

Sources:
“People in Canada Choose Bacon Over Sex” Corey James, Bacon Today, bacontoday.com