Get your Burger King “Satisfries” now, because this junk won’t last

By now, you’ve probably heard about “Satisfries.” They’re the new lower-calorie fries Burger King introduced last week.

One question…

If someone is trying to curb calorie intake, what are they doing at Burger King?!

Shaving a few calories off a French fry order doesn’t make it healthy. It only makes it fewer calories.

But 270 calories of deep fried carbs is pure junk. Not only that, it’s junk that will help ADD pounds, not take them off.

And is anyone else concerned that the top secret formula for the batter they put on the fries repels the oil they’re cooked in? What kind of “edible” witch’s brew of chemicals does THAT?

The crazy thing is that this new Franken-fry would probably be easier to get into the hospital than your multi-vitamin if the hospitalist has his way…

Sources:
“Can You Eat Fries Without the Guilt? Burger King Thinks So” Newsmax Health, 9/24/13, newsmaxhealth.com