Best time for a vasectomy? When March gets mad!
“March Madness–Great Time to Recuperate From a Vasectomy!”
Now that’s funny!
Only it’s not a joke.
Here’s the basic pitch (paraphrasing, of course) from Chesapeake Urology Associates…
You’re going to be sitting around watching hours and hours of the NCAA basketball tournament, right? And you’ve been thinking it’s high time to put the brakes on the whole procreating thing, right?
Well then…come on in and get yourself a minimally invasive vasectomy!
We’ll send you home feeling a little tender with this primary instruction: Hit the couch and take it easy for two or three days. Let someone else fetch beer and snacks while you gently kick back, contemplating two pleasures: 1) Hoops, hoops, and more hoops, and 2) No one’s ever going to call you “da da” again.
The best part of this pitch is the very specific logo. It’s a basketball suspended above a hoop and net, with a message written in a strong, masculine font: SNIP THE STRINGS.
Too funny.
Of course, before you book your appointment, talk to your wife…or the madness could go on through April, May, June…
To Your Good Health,
Jenny Thompson
