Headlines from the future

Headlines from the future

Want a glimpse of the future?

A friend of mine sent me an e-mail titled “Headlines from the Year 2029.” I’ve selected just a few here that gave me a smile

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only

20-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise key to weight loss

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs

Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts

Castro dies at age 103 – Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches

Experiment allowing steroid use in baseball ends when average bicep circumference of MLB players exceeds 24 inches

Florida election board predicts problems with voting machines will be resolved within a decade